A picture may be worth a thousand words, but here are some words from today's newspaper, that paint quite a picture. I'm not going to explain this . . . I'm just going to put it out there and let y'all guess what the story may have been about . . . no fair Googling it. Here it is:
"I guess I need a snake lover; either that or someone with multiple mongooses."
This line is good enough to stand without a separate list of The Good Stuff. Carry On.